We'll be hitting pause on YE OLDE BLOG for a couple of weeks to welcome a brand, shiny new baby this coming Monday. Regularly scheduled posts (like Serial Saturday, etc) will be coming back in June.
Don't add to the population. (Like I'm about to.)
Don't subtract from the population.
Stay out of the Hospital (See above. Kind of necessary for population addition), the newspaper, and jail.
If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
See you next month!